Latest conversation driving home:
G: Why didn't Amy answer the phone?
K: It's the last day of school, she is probably celebrating.
G: How do she celebrate?
K: She is probably drinking wine.
G: You drink wine.
K: Yes, I do. I like wine.
G: If you drink a lot of wine...then you have to go to the Dr.
I have no idea where she got this from but it cracked me up.